He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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