And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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