anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
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