normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
i think my cat just said my name.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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