Non-Jews are for practice
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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