Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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