just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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