I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
