Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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