Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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