This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
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