theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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