I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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