so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No subtext here. People are naked.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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