Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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