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bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
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