I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
bring money and cleavage
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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