You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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