i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
