just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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