I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
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