Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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