I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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