How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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