you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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