Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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