I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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