The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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