ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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