Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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