we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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