STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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