what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Randomize
