That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
