I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
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