the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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