Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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