It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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