..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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