Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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