I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So much Jack, so little girl.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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