Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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