I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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