A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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