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I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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