Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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