let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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