dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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