well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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