Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I met the friendliest cop last night
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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