I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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