if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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