Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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