tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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