what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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