So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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