he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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