chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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