I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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