): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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