i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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