Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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